THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! Updated for 2070! By DrAW!

This is my update of a joke mail that's been circulating the internet and for example can be viewed here


I suggest you read that version first before you read mine.



THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! Updated for 2070! By DrAW!



If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!! !


When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up eg taking a bus to school 5 days (5 whole days!) a week ...physically...with notebooks...!



 Believe it! Believe it!! Believe it!!!


 And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! 


But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.


 You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a darn Utopia! 


And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!



 I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Intellinet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to darn well google it. Actually type in words...and sort them out ourselves, out of a priority list, or ‘feel lucky’!! 

There were no portals, we had to actually type somebody a letter, with a word processor and spell check it. Then it had to go through some Mailer Daemon, and the recipient had to friggin’ check his mail!


We had to pay for the internet, and yet still endure countless advertisements. You wanted music; you had to download it from the likes of Itunes or Napster.

Also we still had to use cash, or worry about things like identity theft!


We didn't have fancy crap like 3-D holographic conferencing. Good news is if you were on the phone and somebody else called they had to wait their turn. Also when the phone alerted, you were afraid to pick it up most times because not only was the caller paying for the call, you were too!



 We didn't have any fancy Macro Resolution Simulation games with realistic 3-D environments! We had the NIntendo and PS games like Halo 3 and Need for Speed, where you had to imagine the motion. We didn't simply dip our hands in plasma gels, we had to depend on archaic simulation input devises like the Wii.

 Also, we needed to drive a real car (on a real road, with real pedestrians and drunk drivers) to pass the driver's licence test!


Then we still had Tv stations who hadn't moved completely to the Intellinet.

To watch premium content, you had to pay, and you had to depend on selected TV listings. What was available to watch depended on what each channel had made available at that period...yes we had to channel surf.... and with a remote control!

Shows weren't just simply uploaded whole season...

...do you hear what I'm saying?!! We had to wait ALL WEEK for new episodes of our favorite shows you spoiled snotty brats!


 And we didn't have smart ovens, if we wanted to heat something up we had know the required heating time...and again, we had to use buttons!!!!



We also didn't have holographic projector bands; we used phones with minute displays, so we couldn't completely throw away our cameras, televisions, computers, etc....

And talking about cameras...we actually had to compose a 2-D image, and press some sort of shutter mechanism. We didn't just draw boxes in the air with our hands and chose viewing angles.


 


That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy.

 You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 2010!


 Regards,

DrAW! (Dr Ajao Wale!)




The over 30 Crowd 

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Comments

  1. Nice blog! Got me cracking up at the Help..with food. lol.
    Love your site!

    Temi
    ~dta.
    http://dtartistry.blogspot.com

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