Super hero meets his match! Part 2


We now, once again, follow the exploits of our hero, the Super Duper Diaper Buster Extraordinaire.
He is fully recovered and rested after his bloody battle with that wily one…the Sneaky-Leaky Squirty Diaper.
It appears that gory encounter was only a preparation for graver things to come!
Enter, the evil of evils, one so great our hero had to partner with his former nemeses, one that leaves a bitter lasting smell in the memories of those who dare cross its path…THE PERPETUAL DOO!!!
Greater than before was the carnage. First to be felled were the diapers. They fell with greater ease than when against our hero, the Super Duper Diaper Buster…don’t forget Extraordinaire! Even the Sneaky-Leaky’s wiles were no match. He was however able to distract the common enemy for a split second…long enough for our hero to sacrificially use all-might-mustered force!
As usual, after the fact, just like in the movies, we hear the sirens of the Special Operations for Abstergence and Purification, and the whirring of the helicopter blades of the Maintenance Operations Police.
Though not destroyed, the evil has been contained. Our hero lies recuperating and sadly, this time, we cannot of a certain say when he will again do battle. We will keep our fingers crossed, and our eyes open.

Previous: Episode I

Comments

  1. MyneMay 13, 2010 at 10:34 PM

    This was so funny, and your boy is cute.

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  2. DrAjaoMay 14, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    Thank you Myne :)

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  3. ishaAugust 3, 2010 at 1:43 AM

    I like your SOAP and MOP Acronyms. Lol.

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  4. DrAjaoAugust 4, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    Thanks isha :)
    Did you happen to catch the next installment?
    There are more subtle acronyms there.

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